1. What is your rate?
NEW YORK CITY INCALLS
LOS ANGELES INCALLS (ALL TIMES ARE EXACT.)
30 minutes/120 (RUBNTUG)
60 minutes/160 (MASSAGERELEASE)
90 minutes/$200 (FULLBODYMASSAGERELEASE)
120 minutes/$240 (DEEPSPORTSANDRELEASE)
SAN FRANCISCO INCALLS
Cash and Cards(Cards throughVENMO-Google it, I don't have time to explain it)
2. Are you trained?
I have a year of training at the Swedish Institute in New York City, as well as several hours of continuing education training in other massage modalities. I am NYS Certified and I have 20 years experience.
3. What is your training?
I am trained in Swedish, Sports and Shiatsu massage.
4. Is touching allowed?
I believe men should touch each other. Just remember that I'm not an escort, and my main objective is to deliver a great massage.
5. Are you naked for the massage?
I prefer the term au naturel :) Thy power is full naked. --Chaucer.
6. Where are you located?
I work in Silver Lake, Los Angeles and Chelsea, NYC
7. What are your hours?
8AM-10PM every day. I stop answering texts at 830PM sharp.
8. What does "release" mean?
\Re*lease"\n. 1. The act of letting loose or freeing, or the state of being let loose or freed; liberation or discharge from restraint of any kind 2:v. eliminate, as of bodily substances [syn: discharge, expel, eject] (from Websters dictionary)
9. How far in advance should I book?
Please be respectful of my time and give me a minimum of 60 minutes lead time for appointments. I am located less than 30 minutes from West Hollywood, Burbank, Glendale, Downtown, Silver Lake, Hollywood, Los Feliz and Hollywood Hills. Super Central, super safe and the easiest parking in LA. In NYC I am located in Hells Kitchen.
10. Do you have a table?
Yes, and I have it set up for all incalls.
11. Do you use oil?
yes, I use an aloe based unscented and water soluble oil.
12. Is my weight or age an issue to you?
Nope. My clients range from 20 year olds to daddies and bears and my taste is all of the above. I love my married discrete guys too.
13. Is "Jake" your real name?
Actually, my real name is Zorax, King of the Mole People. But you can just call me "Jake". Unless you are a mole person, in which case, "Your Highness" is appropriate.
14. What is your cancellation policy?
Appointments must be cancelled BEFORE 10PM time the night before the appointment. No exceptions. Appointments cancelled after are subject to a $100 cancellation fee. Any appointments booked with short notice and then canceled are considered no-shows and are subject to the full appointment price. Unpaid cancellation fees result in blacklisting. What Im saying here is be respectful, and don't book unless you are 100 percent sure you can make it.
NO SHOWS ARE SUBJECT TO THE FULL APPOINTMENT PRICE and/or BLACKLISTING
15. I've got a cold, will a massage be a good thing for me?
Nope, I don't want your cold. Stay home, call me when you feel better.
Legal stuff: I have done my best to answer all of your questions. I will not answer any questions that involve money or sex, nor will I commit to any act that is illegal in the state of New York or California, either in writing or verbally. So don't ask stupid questions I can't answer.